You are a liar.
You looked so pretty in the picture and I had such high hopes for how you would taste on my tongue. I should have know that you were too good to be true, but I am desperate. I cannot contiue to go through my life eating sugar by the spoonful and expect my bum to get smaller. I thought I had found the answer in your pretty fluffiness. I was sure that I was going to enjoy a sweet treat this evening. Decieteful, dirty faux-Cheesecake that you are, you were in fact not fluffy. You were not sweet. You were mostly like eating jello mixed with creamcheese, which I guess is what you are. Wolf in sheep's clothing...or I guess, jello in cheesecake's clothing.
I will endeavor to get my sugar fix from these sweet cheeks from now on:
And if I want cheesecake, I will just eat the real thing.
Thank you for wasting my time and cooking skills.
I made a Pineapple upside down cake for the first time tonight. I will let you know how it turns out!
ReplyDeleteGah - that kid is just too cute.
ReplyDeleteRachel - I have a recipe for apple upside down cake, but I've never heard of using pineapple. Bring some over!
ReplyDeleteSam - thanks! I think so, too!
I bet you made that low carb/low fat cheesecake better than anyone else that has tried it! Think about how awful it must have tasted for the others.
ReplyDeleteIt's amazing. In the past week I have made biscuits, muffins and the cake all by myself. Plus dinner 2 night. Shaun wants to know what happened to his wife?!? Something is wrong with me all I want to do it bake all the sudden.
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