Really, Universe? Really?!

 

Dear Universe,

I feel as though you are trying to tell me something.  Apparently you didn't think that I was listening last week when you screwed my tire (literally).  Could you be a little bit more clear and maybe use your words instead of your actions?  I am all ears, here.  Seriously, I am open to whatever it is you think I need to learn, you just need to tell me!  Pretty please, just lay off the car, okay?  I'm not sure I can take much more...

Thank you very little.